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Tweak says, "don't talk to John"

Renata Tullus-Cabrera (shielder_renata) wrote,
@ 2010-10-05 22:04:00

[Corin]

I was in my room today organizing my closet, separating clothes into piles of what should be donated etc. Do I even want to ask why I heard you telling somebody about something not being half of what kitty can do? Did I miss something? Are you cheating on me with some skank face bitch named Kitty?

[Felix]

Hey homeboy. Please tell me you're gonna fucking destroy Demetri for that flashing shit?

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	femmefatal 2010-10-06 05:11 am UTC (link)
	~~Damnit, I don't want this thing to be a big deal~~ Just another wonderful interaction with Demetri, nothing important, no need to worry. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Corin/Renata shielder_renata 2010-10-06 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Well, now I'm worried. I promise not to do anything to him ~~because that would disappoint Santiago.~~ Just tell me what he did sweeting and I'll drop it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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femmefatal
2010-10-06 05:15 am UTC (link)

~~I doubt you'll drop it~~

Well, I don't know the whole story, but apparently the men got into one of those comparison wars when Felix put up that post about whether women like quality over quantity. Demetri figured that since I'd seen Felix, I'd be the one to know for sure which one has a bigger... penis. Long story short, he caught me off guard in the hall and dropped his pants. But don't worry, I took care of it enough.

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	Corin/Renata shielder_renata 2010-10-06 05:16 am UTC (link)
	He flashed you?! EWWWWWWWWWWW EWWWWWWWWWWWWW EWWWWWWWWWWWW! You're poor innocent eyes! Wait...AHAHAHAHAHA this is so great! Did you tell Felix? Homeboy is going to fucking kick Demetri's ass! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Corin/Renata femmefatal 2010-10-06 05:20 am UTC (link)
	It's not like he's a hideous best, Renata. Homeboy? I didn't realize you were gangster. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Corin/Renata shielder_renata 2010-10-06 05:23 am UTC (link)
	I...regretfully have to agree with you and admit that he can be rather attractive, but still. How disrespectful. Baby you know I'm not a gangster, but it's very important to learn the slang of the mortals these days. After all, we cannot very well talk as if we are from a different century. That would rouse suspicion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Corin/Renata femmefatal 2010-10-06 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Yes, but I shouldn't have put it past him. My fault for getting caught in a hallway with him after Felix had warned me. Yes, but I'm not really sure many women go around calling other homeboys? But I wouldn't know; apparently I should brush up on my vocabulary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Corin/Renata shielder_renata 2010-10-06 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Poor thing. I'm sure you stood your ground. I'm very proud of you. This is true, I might be wrong. I don't think this gangsta style is me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Corin/Renata femmefatal 2010-10-06 05:31 am UTC (link)
	Of course I did. Though I should have just ran, I got a smack and a kick in there. No, I don't think gangster suits you very much. Sadly, as it is quite amusing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Corin/Renata shielder_renata 2010-10-06 05:34 am UTC (link)
	That's my little hell cat! I wish I could have been there with a camera! No to the gangster style huh? Well...like omigod omigod Corin? Like what if I were to talk like a totally like valley girl? Wouldn't that be like totally awesome? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Corin/Renata femmefatal 2010-10-06 05:36 am UTC (link)
	No to the gangster. And... I may have to stop talking to you then if you were to talk like that, too. Where do you learn all of this anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Corin/Renata shielder_renata 2010-10-06 05:38 am UTC (link)
	I overheard some ditz's with daddy's credit cards talking like that when I was buying some Jimmy Choo shoes one day. I later learned it's called....'Valley Girl' speak. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Corin/Renata femmefatal 2010-10-06 05:40 am UTC (link)
	That's interesting. I think I'll stick to the normal language that any other 27-year-old would use. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Renata undyingstrength 2010-10-06 05:19 am UTC (link)
	~~should have known you'd find out~~ You doubt me? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Felix shielder_renata 2010-10-06 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Oh I have no doubt you'll make good on your word. I simply ask to be there with a video camera laughing my ass off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Renata undyingstrength 2010-10-06 05:23 am UTC (link)
	Nope. Sorry. Not public, but he will be searching around for something for a while. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Felix shielder_renata 2010-10-06 05:25 am UTC (link)
	If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, ship them to different corners of the world. And make sure you ship one of them to Antarctica. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Renata undyingstrength 2010-10-06 05:27 am UTC (link)
	You are such a sweetheart for thinking about how ice would only serve to keep things fresh. ~~hahaha~~ And I wouldn't tell. He has to track them. You wouldn't want to test his skills and have him drill you for information, would you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Felix shielder_renata 2010-10-06 05:30 am UTC (link)
	Well, I do try dear brother, I do try. Felix, I think he'd rather swallow a plate of mortal food than have to talk to me. I wouldn't tell him anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Renata undyingstrength 2010-10-06 05:33 am UTC (link)
	I know you wouldn't, but you shouldn't have to be put into the middle of things. None of us should. But, well, boys and their toys. He'll just need to figure out how to deal with loss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Felix shielder_renata 2010-10-06 05:35 am UTC (link)
	I don't think Santiago would be very happy if I were to get in the middle of things. He's rather fond of the big dumb idiot. I'm sure he'll cope with the loss very....maturely. And by that I mean he'll scream, cuss, rant and rave and then blissfully leave us alone for months to go track down his package. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Renata undyingstrength 2010-10-06 05:38 am UTC (link)
	You and packages. Get your mind out of the gutter. ~~I'm fond of the asshole too, but that's not getting him out of this.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Felix shielder_renata 2010-10-06 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Sorry, I'm looking at Santiago's package as I'm typing this. He just got out of the shower and is changing. So I'm kind of....distracted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Renata undyingstrength 2010-10-06 05:42 am UTC (link)
	YOU EVER TELL ME THAT AGAIN AND I SWEAR SANTIAGO WON'T HAVE A DAMN PACKAGE EITHER (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)